• Quotes
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"Do mermaids exist? *attempt at speaking German* Of course they do. I used to work at Disney and I saw them all the time. The little mermaid." [download]
Reporter: Are you drunk? Kevin: Of course! [download]
"Thumpity, thump, thump, thumpity, thump. Here comes Peter Cottontail, thumping down the bunny trail. Thumpity, thump, thump, thumpity." [download]
Kevin: "South Africa, you dummy! South Africa, you dildo!"
AJ: "Kevin just called me a dildo." [download]
"We have a new-found respect for women all overthe world who have to put makeup on everyday. I feel for you. *starts singing* I feel for you... I think I love you." [download]
"Thanks for allowing us to cup your ballots." [download]
"Let's talk about sex, baby, let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things, and the bad things, that may be." [download]
"When all else fails, just gotta grab it with your fingers." [download]
"I don't know why they call me a train, 'cause I'm probably the most graceful one out of all of you." [download]
"I'll make love to you." [download]
"There's no thrusting in Chicago!" [download]
"Are you punking me, dawg?" [download]
"Told ya we were gonna hit something, and we did. Told ya. I knew we wouldn't fit." [download]
"Go Cats!" *and points to butt ;)* [download]
"Like I really want you to suck her face." [download]
"And there was a sign in the audience that said 'We have boobs now'." [download]
"I love you; you've made me cry on national television." [download]